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Category Archives: humor
Because We Can Do a Thing Does Not Mean We Must Do a Thing
This brilliant observation made me think of how I feel whenever a client requests a “like” button for their HR page (or any page on a corporate web site, really).
Post title note: thanks to Kurtwood Smith for delivering the original quote.
Why Would I Believe This?
“Trusteer Rapport?” Â This is just a ridiculous thing for my bank to attempt…
What If We All Suddenly Became Rational?
Windows Cracks Me Up
One wonders how bad things have to get before you “need” to defragment.
Also, has anyone noticed that the Windows 2000 defragmenter is more aggressive than that supplied with Windows XP in terms of defragmenting free space?
Finally a Way to Hate Microsoft for Being Too Mac-Like
Let Sleeping Data Feeds Lie
Just a funny random message from the Road Runner homepage…
And if that’s not cute/funny enough, note that there just happens to be a picture of a sleeping baby behind the pop-up.
Can you tell I don’t want to work today?
Two for the Price of One
Google users get two April Fools’ jokes this year: Google TiSP and Gmail Paper. And this year they’re actually funny. About Gmail Paper:
Gmail Paper is made out of 96% post-consumer organic soybean sputum, and thus, actually helps the environment. For every Gmail Paper we produce, the environment gets incrementally healthier.
Mmmm. Yummy.
So That’s Where Those Orange Boxes Went
I try to avoid linking to The New Yorker for obvious reasons (I was one–shh!), but this will be worth it since it finally solves what was possibly my first (apparently formative) experience with conspiracy theories: the Halloween UNICEF boxes! (no usable anchors in the page, so scroll to item II)
SERVANT: No, sir, of course not! We just gave them the boxes and told them to collect for UNICEF. We said it was for “a good cause,†but we didn’t get any more specific than that.
UNICEF: Ha ha ha! Those fools! Soon I will have all the money in the world. For I am UNICEF, evil king of Halloween!