First Paris Hilton has food thrown at her in Austria and has to leave the stage (and she looked genuinely scared, which is nice). Now J. Lo is booed to tears by a German crowd. Granted, either of these things could happen here in the U.S., but then we’re a bunch of hot-tempered bastards anyway. Throwing trash at Paris Hilton is downright poetic, so score one for the Austrians. But how hated do you have to be to get booed by Germans? I mean these are people who revere David Hasselhoff (although I bet “The Hoff” is pushing it with this role). My advice to celebrities would be to stay out of Hungary altogether–they’ll eat you alive! Ba-dum-bum.