Actually, it’s more of an ampallang, maybe, but I’m really not sure what they were going for, and we’re really not going to go there. If you’re one of my more conservative, squeamish, or just plain nice readers (there’s three of you; you know who you are), then please stop right now. Don’t read on. Don’t click. Because this is by far going to be the most disturbing and confusing thing I’ve ever linked to (it is to me–that’s for sure). And because I simply cannot post something like this without attribution and expect to maintain my intellectual (not to mention sexual) identity in your eyes, it came from here. I can only imagine the ads and search engine hits I’ll get off this post.