The worst thing about hotmail, by far, is that when you sign out, you land on the MSN homepage and have to endure crap like this. Because, some days, I’d kill to be a “functional” anything.

And in case you needed another example, check out what they have to say about Swiss balls:

Grab two Swiss balls and lie facedown across them. Your body should be straight, with just your chest lying on the first ball and your knees and shins resting on the other.

Um, okay, if you’re into that sort of thing.