It’s all czars all the time at the federal government these days. As of this morning, we have a Piracy Czar! Because, you know, czars have such a great track record. And he’s going after China. I like this quote: “Frankly, our goal is to reduce (China’s piracy levels) to zero.” Really makes you wonder what was replaced by that parenthetical, doesn’t it? Because our war on anything (or is that everything?) usually involves blowing shit up.