Only open this if you have an incredibly-robust pop-up blocker and as much love as I do for ESL press releases. On second thought, just don’t go here.
Instead, read it here (all typos are ibid, of course!):
Want a Dollar a Day Self Administered WWWebsite?
It’s like magic! There is nothing to download, nothing to install, no HTML coding, no FTP uploading; nothing you need do except surf your site’s URL then input the correct password key. This is the virtual equivalent of opening a *Safety Deposit Box* at an old-fashioned money-type bank, except that all your valuable ideas, information and images are stored in our higly secure, always-open, *drive-thru* databank.
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The name you choose for you website during the test-drive is only temporary, identical with what might be called a *username* or *account name*. Only you (or a trusted surrogate with whom you share your key) can work on content and styling in this special editable instance of your site, whereas anyone in the Wonderful World of the Web can visit it as soon as they know the URL.
Our sites contain 10 automatically navigable pages, all except the front page of which may be a standard page, a photo album that converts into a slideshow, or replaced with any external standalone page for which you have the HTML code and component images (if any); any of which excp invisible to everyone except you.
Start with something on the front page which will identify your site and indicate its contents. This is the page anyone will see when they visit your site, Keep most of your pages invisible as you work on the them; then, when YOU decide a page is ready for publication, simply click the *Show This Page* button and it is instantly made available on the ‘Net.
As the author of 2001: A Space Odyssey Arthur C. Clarke proclaimed: “Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.” Synetions’ Solution is just precisely sufficiently advanced technology.
Take our free test-drive offer today and start learning how it feels to be in the driver’s seat of your very own website. You won’t be disappointed. And if you do happen to crash anything, Solution comes with her own built-in *Repair Shop*.
If you’re ready to take the next great leap forward …
Take a free test-drive at demo.synetions.com
I think I’m going to start using *air asterisks* in all my sentences. And join one of them old-fashioned, money-type banks.
And for the record, a dollar a day for a web site is what we in the business call a *bad deal*. But for a WWWebsite it might be okay.