category: internet rumor
gene: originally from the French, the basic unit of DNA
nal-: variant of nail, as in “to fuck with”
Yeah, so it turns out that Nalgene bottles cause brain damage. Whoops! Or maybe they don’t. It’s so hard to say. But something’s gonna get ya. Could be the water. Or the bacteria. Or the extra toxins accumulated during exercise due to increased respiration rate in urban pollution.