Wow, the folks at Adventure Alliance, right up the road in Georgetown, TX, really do it all. From Covert Ops training to church retreats (see, you get your “adventure” and your “alliance”) to operating the world’s largest portable smoker (well, “portable” if you happen to be a teamster).

So next time you need to slow smoke 2000 pounds of meat while simultaneously cooking 1000 hot dogs, building your team, getting your god on, and learning covert ops and survival skills, you know who to call.