That’s right, it wouldn’t be a holy week if I didn’t use my blog to mock religion. This installment made possible by Walmart, where you can get the Jesus at Gethsemane Porcelain Figurine in two different fashion colors for the bargain price of $19.86.

Alternately, if you want something a little more durable and posable, while still honoring your racial and idolatrous preferences, how about a Jesus action figure?

In any case, during this holy season, take a minute and ask yourself, WCWJB? (What Color Would Jesus Be?)