[Due to] the crew's misunderstanding of a laptop computer tool... The crew unwittingly transferred and used weight data from the aircraft's previous flight while calculating performance criteria for the next take-off.... The aircraft failed to lift off after rotation and... All seven crew were killed.
If you ever run into Russell in the street, just say, "yeah, yeah, whatever" and he's probably good for a couple million bucks. After you recover from your beating.