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	Tuesday, January 31, 2006 Free Version of Microsoft SQL Server I'll be doing some more research on this before recommending it for specific projects, but Microsoft now offers a free database server: SQL Server 2005 Express Edition. Basically, it's a free version of SQL Server that's redistributable and can be used in a production environment (unlike their earlier, free-ish SQL Server 2000 Developer Edition). There are some functionality limitations, including a 4-gig database size limit. But frankly, I haven't worked on a web project yet that would have exceeded that limit. Obviously this is something Microsoft has developed under mounting pressure from MySQL and Oracle's freebie version. However, having played around with the full version of SQL Server 2005 a bit, I have to warn you there is significant culture shock moving from SQL Server 2000--it's not trivial to translate databases (or DBA skills for that matter) between the two. And having recently implemented a MySQL database for a remote production environment, I can say that the stability, functionality and manageability of the most recent MySQL release almost makes SQL Server moot for small-scale projects. Still, something to keep an eye on. tags SQL Server 2005 MySQL Microsoft posted by Rich @ 1/31/2006 12:49:00 PM 3 comments Microsoft Jumps on the AJAX Bandwagon So it turns out that Microsoft has been quietly working on an AJAX toolset. Soon to be not so quietly, it seems, since they're featuring it at their MIX06 conference in Vegas in March. On the one hand, this is exciting, because it means Microsoft has once again recognized the obvious and embraced a technology they didn't invent. On the other hand this sucks because Microsoft has once again embraced a technology they didn't invent. What I mean is, we've seen this before, many times. It's the exact kind of hurry up and reengineering that brought us IE, VBScript and C#... and Windows for that matter. My concern is that just when things are getting interesting, just when the Wild AJAX West is really starting to open up, Microsoft comes in and "standardizes." And that just sucks the fun right out of it. Personally I was a lot happier when AJAX was something a bunch of annoying bloggers "invented" simultaneously. Back then you could hack together some cool shit and people would be blown away. When AJAX first came on the scene, it literally did things that were impossible. By definition, when a lot of impossible shit is getting done, that's a good day. I even invented my own variant at one point: serverless AJAX running from a CD-ROM! (I meant to write an article about that, but never quite got around to it. Sorry!) Of course the smoke was in the air as soon as Google did AJAX. Because nothing lights a fire under Microsoft like Google doing something. But man, I can't shake the feeling that the absolute last people you want doing complex, cross-platform browser hacking are the people at Microsoft. I mean look at Hotmail! Ugh. tags AJAX MIX06 Microsoft posted by Rich @ 1/31/2006 11:08:00 AM 5 comments Sunday, January 29, 2006 Damn, This is Tempting Edward Tufte in Austin? It never ceases to amaze me the weird ways that backwater Austin pops up on the globo-info-eco-map. posted by Rich @ 1/29/2006 10:50:00 AM 0 comments Where to Begin? While on the topic of topics I haven't been addressing enough lately, let's talk about books. Specifically, you've heard or read about an author, never read any of their works, and suddenly feel your ignorance pushing in at the edges once again. Where to begin? How about at Debbie's Ideas? It looks like this resource is just getting started, so make sure to plug in your favorites. I imagine this will be subject to the same pros and cons that empower and afflict Wikipedia, but it will be interesting to see how it develops. posted by Rich @ 1/29/2006 10:38:00 AM 0 comments Saturday, January 28, 2006 We've Turned a Corner All Right Because I haven't been political enough lately, and I certainly haven't been embracing metaphorical absurdity to the extent I should... Of course the real draw of Get Your War On is that it so closely mimics conversations I've actually had with people. Holy crap! Right now you can see a theatrical production of Get Your War On here in Austin. posted by Rich @ 1/28/2006 11:34:00 PM 0 comments More DLP Madness Following up on my previous post... (or you can find the beginning of this story here) Frank, the local independent technician assigned by Samsung, showed up on Thursday. He first tried to replace the ballast on the TV--a procedure that can be accomplished through the bulb maintenance opening--but that didn't improve the situation. He then proceeded to open the rear cover. A cordless drill with a long Phillips head bit is the only tool needed to service the HL-P5063W. Inside, there are only two component assemblies, both about the size of toaster ovens: the light engine (which contains the bulb, color wheel, etc.) and the motherboard (which has all the external connectors). The next step was swapping out the light engine, which Frank did. This seemed to fix the problem, so Frank reassembled the back of the unit. It seemed to me that a nice side benefit of this repair would be that replacing the engine necessarily replaces the lamp, ballast, color wheel, projector assembly and every moving part in the television. Next came the screen. I imagined something a little more sturdy and modular, but in fact the screen is just a flimsy (about a quarter inch thick) laminate of a Fresnel lens (back side) and a polarizing filter (facing the viewer), both plastic. Most of the front parts of the TV simply snap off, and again a few Phillips head screws were removed. It was then a simple matter to lift out the old screen and place the new one. This middle part of the process is a little daunting, I must say, because when the screen is removed it exposes both the large mirror at the back of the case and the projector lens at the bottom, neither of which you want to get the slightest dust or smudge on. There was also a glitch when Frank mistakenly removed the screen's bottom retaining rail. This part is meant to remain fixed during screen replacement on the Samsung, and when removed several snap clips for the speaker cover fall out. Holding these clips (at least 6 of them) while replacing the rail turned out to be a two-person job. The unit reassembled, Frank then booted the television, accessed the service menu (I didn't catch how he did this, but I assumed I could find it online, and I was right [for the brave: Power Off, Mute, 1, 8, 2, Power On]), and did some minimal calibration (I think two settings). He also reset the bulb counter, which stood at about 1600 hours on the original bulb. I find it interesting that the bulb counter resides on the motherboard and not in the engine. This means that a user replacing the bulb has no way to reset or even see the bulb counter without hacking into the service menu--the counter does not reset itself when the bulb is replaced. We then moved the television back to the entertainment center. I reconnected it and left it running for a few hours with no problems. Unfortunately, later that night, after watching about an hour of television, green pixels began appearing. The situation worsened until almost half the screen was filled with green smears at any given time. I tried power cycling and then hard power cycling, but nothing seemed to improve the situation. I talked to Frank again Friday morning. He said I most likely got a "bad engine." He didn't sound at all surprised. He was out of Samsung engines so he said he would order one and have it Monday or Tuesday. Until then we've been getting by. Usually the TV is fine for almost an hour before the pixels really begin to take over, and it's never been as bad again as the first night. So overall this is an improvement from where we were last weekend. But the clock is ticking on the Samsung warranty with only about a month left. After that, if there's a problem, the process starts all over again with Mack, the extended warranty provider. Labels: HDTV posted by Rich @ 1/28/2006 12:49:00 PM 0 comments Wednesday, January 25, 2006 Samsung HL-P5063W Update I've been getting a lot of traffic off my original post, so I thought I'd update. The local Samsung tech called me at 9am Monday morning as promised. He indicated that he needed to order a screen, which would take three or four days to ship from California. I didn't mention it in the original or follow-up post, but we also had a problem with smudges inside the screen. Again this seems to be a common Samsung problem. The technician knew immediately what I was talking about and even asked if the problem went away temporarily if I rubbed the affected region or waited for the TV to warm up for about 15 minutes. This has definitely been my experience. In any case I called back today. He said he hoped the screen would be in tomorrow, but that if it wasn't he'd come by and address the bulb/ballast/controller board problem to at least get the TV working again for the weekend. There were some comments on another blog about my "complaint" about the dynamic setting burning out the bulb more quickly. Though I was not aware that dynamic mode shortened bulb life, I wasn't really complaining. I set dynamic mode originally because I felt the picture was too dark. Once the TV is working again I'll go back and see if other adjustments improve the situation without having to over drive the bulb. Because of the subjectiveness of calibration--and how often I've seen it fail to deliver optimal results on computer monitors--I was hesitant to tweak too much, but I suppose that's the next logical step. This story continues... here Labels: HDTV posted by Rich @ 1/25/2006 06:52:00 PM 0 comments Sunday, January 22, 2006 The DLP Saga Continues Following up on my last post... So it wasn't the bulb. DHL delivered the new one before 10am on Saturday as promised, and after some coffee to steady my nerves I performed the surgery (nitrile gloves and all). Same behavior--multiple power cycles resulting in the three flashing lights. So what this means is it's a bigger problem, not a user-serviceable part, probably the ballast or a controller board. Occasionally I can still get the set to boot, but an hour later it won't. I checked the file again and due to "what year is it now?" confusion I discovered that the TV is only one year and one month old. Of course it had a one-year warranty. We have an extended warranty (take that, Consumer Reports!) from a third-party company, but I decided to try Samsung first. After only about 30 minutes on hold, I got Alisha, who I have to say gave me the best telephone customer service since Gateway was called Gateway 2000. To make a long story short, she extended my original warranty to 15 months and a technician should be calling me tomorrow. The withdrawal symptoms though intense were surprisingly brief. Since the DVR down converts HD to composite video, I'm still technically able to watch HD programming, albeit deeply letterboxed on a worn-out fishbowl 25" CRT. In fact, I'm starting to see the appeal of being able to watch video on a cell phone. Not. This story continues... here. Labels: HDTV posted by Rich @ 1/22/2006 01:27:00 PM 0 comments Friday, January 20, 2006 The Downside of HDTV Since I know you've all been tempted to upgrade (yeah right), I'll mention that the bulb went out in our Samsung DLP TV last night. While this was something we knew would happen, there was no warning, and the behavior of the unit after the failure was somewhat more bizarre than the "three flashing lights" indicated in the manual. And of course the most shocking part was learning we had already had the TV over two years! With a 2000-hour bulb life expectation (Samsung says 5000-8000, but no one is achieving this, probably because you'd have to be watching in pitch dark all the time), that works out to about 2.6 hours of TV per day. Frankly, I'm sure we exceeded that, and that's not even counting all the times we've accidentally left it on overnight and intentionally left it on for 16 hours for weekends, parties or whatever. Also, according to this knowledgebase article, we probably cut the bulb life in half by running "dynamic mode" all the time and unknowingly overdriving the bulb by 20%. Note: If using the dynamic setting in the picture mode of the menu, this can affect the life of the bulb. When using the dynamic setting the 100 watt bulb operates at 120 watts causing the picture to look brighter. This will shorten the life of the bulb by about 2,000 hours. Perhaps if we had ever gotten around to watching Blade Runner on the thing--and really, what's the point of having an HDTV if you're not watching Blade Runner? Doh!--we'd have remembered that the ultra-high pressure lamp that burns twice as bright burns half as long! We'll have the new bulb tomorrow, at the cost of buying only a "normal" TV all over again, but this has meant a full tear-down of the entertainment center (once again) and cracking open the case on the TV itself. I'm not complaining, just caveat emptor, as always. This story continues... here tags Samsung DLP HDTV Labels: HDTV posted by Rich @ 1/20/2006 10:58:00 AM 8 comments Monday, January 09, 2006 Spelling Servers? I have every other kind of damned server, why the hell don't I have a spelling server? posted by Rich @ 1/09/2006 11:44:00 PM 0 comments Venti Economics The return of affordable coffee? This has limited utility for someone like me who visits Starbucks fewer than four times a year and orders venti by reflex, and who knows how long it will last now that they've been outed, but still interesting. posted by Rich @ 1/09/2006 11:41:00 PM 0 comments Friday, January 06, 2006 Percival Lowell Has Doomed Us to an Eternity of This What I just realized is that in all my years of amateur adventuring and digging into abandoned and forbidden places--Mayan cities, Montauk Point, various ruins both remote and urban, ancient or merely obsolete--I can't remember a single time I've mistaken a large natural object for an artifact. The reverse, certainly, as nature reclaims all our works sooner or later. But as soon as you recognize an artifact, you know it's an artifact, no question. If there was anything constructed on Mars, anything just laying about on the surface, it would jump out at us at far less resolution than we've already achieved. I think Mars gazers must suffer from a unique brand of synethesia to find patterns in these images. posted by Rich @ 1/06/2006 07:41:00 PM 0 comments The Well-Known Palliative Effects of Consumer Lust So when I wasn't busy cursing the nadir of the Julian calendar yesterday, I was deciding that I absolutely must have one of these. The Toyota FJs were always cool, if a little too Jeepy, but this thing is like a Mini Cooper on steroids--rubberized and rigged for towing. How much do I want one of these? My brother's initial response to my palm-rubbing forward of the link echoes my thinking and sums it up nicely: "Is there a limit of one per customer?" posted by Rich @ 1/06/2006 08:28:00 AM 1 comments Fucking December You know what, if you've ever known anyone who died, ever, just stop reading, okay? No, really, stop. I'm warning you. Seriously. I'm not fucking around here. I know, I always fuck around, you're waiting for the punch line. There's no punch line. There's a punch, yeah, straight to the gut, and like Houdini, you're not ready for it this one time. I know I wasn't. December? Yeah, maybe Jesus got born, maybe, but everyone else fucking died. Fucking December. I think maybe a medically-induced coma is in order. Dramamine for the soul. I thought it was done. But even in January, you remember December, people still talk about December. Because that's the month where absolutely everyone gets fucked. December, I will fucking kill you, as soon as I figure out how. posted by Rich @ 1/06/2006 12:42:00 AM 1 comments

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