The Return of the Southwest-Syle Plastic Boarding Card?
New and improved, now with RFID!"It could also aid airports by helping evacuation in case of a fire..."
I assume by emitting an intense electric shock to all non-first class passengers, thereby allowing the truly deserving to trod briskly toward the exits across the quivering carcasses of the middle class.
Apparently I'm in a metaphorical, dystopian mood today.

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